This is my FUCKING body.
You see it?
This is my vegetarian BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[shitty intro]
[cringe]
Hello, Blazers! NFKRZ here.
And I just want to give a really quick
Huge shoutout to everybody who commented
That my new haircut it looks like exactly like Pyrocynical's haircut on twitter.
Thank you very much that's a very fucking original opinion.
EVEN THOUGH MY HAIRCUT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE FUCKING PYROCYNICAL
Do you guys want to hear a very funny joke?
uh...th.the.the Damn Daniel
Thats a hool cool haircut dude.
I am so so so sorry for that one
ok anyways who actually gives a shit
lets actually talk about the topic of today's video
today's videos topic is going to be
revolving around the man the legend himself
Onision and another youtube legend
that has been on everybody's mouth's recently
Eugenia cooney
so everybody knows who Onision is
the man the cuck himself
but not everybody knows who Eugenia cooney is
and basically Eugenia cooney is a youtuber
uh i would compare her to Marina joyce
actually she's kinda like Marina joyce
except Marina joyce is completely fucking brain
and just smack off her tits on on fucking drugs
or adderall or whatever i dont know
*Marina joyce* and that is the only reason why
*demon voice* and that is the real reason but i haven't
changed and you haven't changed either so stop saying
that i've changed
*NFKRZ* for example we have this
@leo
*Laughing*
@
*Laughing*
@Leodicaprio
where can i buy land in peru for a good price
oh my fucking god
just what goes to the head of this woman is
is a complete mystery to me
so basically Eugenia cooney is kinda the same as
Marina joyce
Marina joyce had the attention of the entire
internet on her because people thought
she was kidnapped she acted really weird
People literally thought that...
Window blinds on her window...
Window blinds on her window were BARS!
Like prison bars inside your f***ing room. Like--
Are people-- are reople are actually retarded!?
Eugenia cooney has the attention of the entire internet on her
not only because she's a little bit mental but because she looks more like
she belongs to be a character in fucking Tim Burton's corpse bride
rather to be a Literal living human
*Eugenia cooney * then you guys can really like
go higher or lower like you know
so yeah
*NFKRZ* you see Eugenia cooney is a little bit anorexic
and a little bit is a fucking understatement
because uh
well as you can see uh
th th th there's no fat or meat no her bones
she's basically the polar opposite of what i am
she's obnoxious anorexic
and she basically exploit her health condition
in every single thumbnail
look at me i'm skinny
and every single video because let's be fucking fair guys
as much as i would like to help this person
and as much as i would like this person to be healthy
and not to be retarded about their own weight
because i just just look at me i mean
i know everything about i know everything about looking healthy
and having a very very healthy weight on myself
but seriously as much i wish that we actually could help this woman
instead of being as thicc as a fucking sticc
because you know i like my women real thicc
but yeah as much as i think she needs help
it's pretty fucking obvious that she is exploiting
her own health condition because
let's be fair Eugenia cooney didn't look like this
if she didn't look like fucking skeleton in every single thumbnail
and every single video
she would be getting as much views and subscribers
and money
because at this point people only cilck on Eugenia cooney
videos and watch them just to watch the video and say wow
this girl is skinny as fuck
holy shit
it's kind of like a youtube freak show
in a sense
and tha's the sam- the reason why Marina joyce
was getting crazy recognition and now that everybody knows
that basically she's not not been kidnapped and she's
just fucking a bit insane and a bit smack off her fucking tits
on adderall or whatever nobody actually cares about her
that much and she's not getting as much views
as she was when this whole thing was going down.
so now we know who Eugenia cooney is
and now you guys might ask me well
what about the cuck of the world Onision
wh- how does this guy come into the story
and wh- what kind of relevance he actually has to this
well the topic of this video and the title of this video
is going to be How NOT to make a parody
obviously right and this is where Onision comes in
because you know Onision makes that great fucking contents
*Onision* and i eat my cheerios bitchs falling at my knees cuz i'm cooling my bones
*some girl* and i have feelings in my heart
they feel like flowers and rainbows
*NFKRZ* yeah wh- what the fuck was that i ha- have no clue
whatsoever
Onision is a fucking retard but he's interesting to look at he's kind of like
as i've said this is the freakshow the fucking freak zoo of youtube
you you got this freaks like Marina joyce Eugenia cooney Onision
you put them in a cage and you lock them up
and you see what they do it's quite intereting.
anyways you know Onision probably just like me always has
his own two cents to add to any basically any situation or any youtube
drama going around on youtube so Onision
he has been making a lot of videos about Eugenia cooney
he's been making videos saying that she needs help
he was trying to contact her and you know tell her
to come to a doctor to consult the doctor
about her health condition
and to basically not look like a fucking stickman
so you know for Onision this was a pretty personalized issue
because i don't feel like he made it for views and subscribers because
as you know could pretend to be fake you could pretend to
try and help people like fouseyTUBE
did for example to make drama with leafy he made a video
where he used a kid with cancer to get the hate
off of him
very very smart decision pakistanTUBE
but it doesn't make you look an egg any less
so now you guys might say Onision tried to help Eugenia cooney
to get more subscribers and sympathy right
but i don't feel that's true
because uh i think Onision is pretty honest person
i mean i mean he's a fucking retard right
you just can't put it another way
Onision is pretty fucking stupid sometimes right
but i feel like he's honest stupid
and eveything he does he does because he's stupid deep down his heart
and not stupid because he does it for the views and for the money
so yes Onision was so many videos on Eugenia cooney
saying that he whats to help her
he whats her to get better
and now he makes a parody video
her
lets give it a watch shall we
*Onision high voice* hi i'm eugenia cooney and i'm doing a cooking show
*fake eating noise*
see i eat i love food
*fake eating noise*
stir-fry will start off by grabbing b-
*grunting*
*pots and pans*
*giggle*
o o ok ok i'm gonna be lying if i say that this video has no comedic
value
whatsoever because some parts of it actually
pretty fucking funny
let's be honest alright
and oh my god dude o Onision is pretty thicc
i'd tap that shit you feel me
no dude j j just kidding ok i'm afaid he's gonna
fucking bite me or something
*Onision high voice* by the way check out my outfit of the day
*zombie noises*
*zombie noises* Crypt keeper
*NFKRZ* wow i might've spoke too soon
uh this shit is pretty fucking cringey
i mean just remember that video
*some girl* i have feelings of happiness
destroyer's in my heart forever
*Onision* run run ruuuuu-
*NFKRZ* or perhaps this video
*Onision* i'm a banana
i'm a banana
*NFKRZ* yeah it's very safe to say Onision is pretty fucking cringey
*Onision high voice* you stupid anorexic bitch eat some food
thats what we are doing on this sh-
here we go the one thing i suck harder at then life is penis
that doesn't have anything to do with me but thanks for the confession
*NFKRZ* dude i'm not going to lie but Onision looks so much like a woman
i mean what is this d does this guy shave his legs or some thing
what are you fucking gay
what are you fucking faggot
*Onision intro plays*
*NFKRZ* shut..the..fuck..up
yeah another great video by Onision everybody
uh so what i got to say about this one and why this video
pissed me off once again Onision shows him as a f fucking hypocrite
and uh i already talked about this in my previous video
where i talked about my opinions on Onision
i was saying that this guy he's opinion changes every fucking three seconds
and he could be saying one thing one day and the next day he's going to be saying the complete
opposite of it
uh Onision has made like fucking five videos or probably more
saying how all guys we need to we need to help Eugenia cooney
let's all unite together and make this woman believe
that she can be thicc and that she can be healthy and normal
so you was kinda white knighting eugenia cooney
for a very long time and guess what now
Onision out of nowhere makes a parody video
five-minute video her and just taking the piss
out of this person
so yeah guys in order to avenge Eugenia cooney from Onision attack which was very very unfair
and which i was not happy with
i'm going to do a parody of Onision
let's fucking go
*Onision's voice* and thats just the thing were all human guys
but regardless of the fact i just want to respond
to a couple comments which i will show you
this is my body
ok
i'm not sitting down because your stomach rolls up
makes those little fat things
This is my FUCKING body.
You see it?
This is my vegetarian BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
THIS..IS..MY..BODYYYYYYYYY!
and half you motherfuckers can only dream of having a body like this
zits or not i'm fucking proud
you wanna know why because i treat myself with respect
and i don't attack other people for the way their bodies look
because goddamnit i know we're all human
they weren't lucky like me who has a family of fucking straping
amazingly muscular men
in it
i was lucky i'm a computer nerd and yet somehow i have all this
so to all the assholes who said ew gross body fuck you
your probably twice as fat twice as unftit as i have been
ok
so yeah after i i could honestly just fucking apologize
my channel hasn't stooped this low since the biggest tf2 noob ever
question mark lol
this probably even worse then that
anyways regardless of that fact
nothing is fucking news eugenia cooney is anorexic Onision is retarded and Onision has
a very very great vegetarian body that is absolutely beautiful isn't it
anyways i guess that was it for this video
it was a fucking trainwreck
i'm fucking sorry okay i'm sorry guys
but anyways guy if you did dnjoy this video
make sure you slap that like button
drama alert nation is now over some some fucking amount of subscribers
thanks so much for watching and i'll see you in the next one peace